I feel like Voldemort truly is the ultimate socially awkward penguin.
Try to rule the world -> Thwarted by 1 yr old
Plan a dastardly scheme to return -> Spend one year attached to the back of a face
Use a gigantic poisonous snake as a weapon -> Defeated by a hat
Brag to Harry Potter about how great you are -> He feels sorry for you
Open locket which contains a piece of Voldemort’s soul -> Also contains porn
Finally kill Harry Potter -> Oh wait…
HUG ME, BROTHER