This is not my beautiful house
This is not my beautiful wife
“So my friends cat turned one. Slight change”
i thought this was freaking salad
there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator
the amount of notes on this should be higher. y’all need to rise to the occasion.
this is wrong on so many levels
the guys on my floor had a sushi date in the elevator. with a waiter
once my friend an I rode the elevators likw we didn’t press any buttons just went up and down as it did and offered people m&ms and we got banned form the elevators for the week
One time eight of my friends and I laid down a Twister mat in the elevator and proceeded to play. There were so many people that it was basically impossible to fall down.
I was the spinner.